Laughter for the Soul - Janet Carpenter

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Laughter Brings Sunshine Into Your Home!
laughter in the home

World's Shortest Fairy Tale

Once upon a time a guy asked a girl, "Will you marry me?"

She replied, "No." And the guy lived happily ever after.

THE END

WHY NOT!

An Easterner moved to Texas and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The next day, the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry, but I have some bad news. The donkey died." "Well, then, just give me my money back." "Can't do that. I went and spent it already." "OK, then. Just unload the donkey." "What ya gonna do with him?" "I'm going to raffle him off." "You can't raffle off a dead donkey!" "Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead." A month later the farmer met up with the Easterner and asked, "What happened with that dead donkey?" "I raffled him off. I sold 500 hundred tickets at two dollars apiece and made a profit of $898." "Didn't anyone complain?" "Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back."

Janet Gaye Carpenter, Virtual Properties Realty
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